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    Funny Quotes About Coffee II

    Published: Oct 13, 2010 · Modified: Feb 21, 2020 by Daniel Harrington · This post may contain affiliate links · Leave a Comment

    “The first cup of coffee,” someone once said, “recapitulates phylogeny.”

    “We certainly can try to grow in love, and it is a good practice, this giving what we got,” someone once said adding, “whether it is a cup of premium coffee, or money to pay the grocery bill.”

    “A cup of coffee shared with a friend,” it is said, “is happiness tasted and time well spent.”

    “Conscience keeps more people awake,” someone once said, “than coffee.”

    “Go ahead,” someone said, “Make my coffee.”

    “Retirement,” someone once said, “is one great big giant coffee break.”

    “Morning doesn't begin,” someone once said, “until after your second cup of specialty coffee.”

    “Man does not live by coffee alone,” someone once said, adding “Have a danish!”

    “Everybody should believe in something,” someone once said, adding “I believe I'll have another cup of coffee.”

    “I could smell myself awake,” said Jaesse Tyler, “with that coffee.”

    “I like my gourmet coffee like my women,” someone once said, “hot, strong, steamy.

    “But there are people who take salt with their premium coffee,” someone once said adding, “They say it gives a tang, a savour, which is peculiar and fascinating.”

    “Given enough coffee,” someone once said, “I could rule the world.”

    Funny Quotes About Coffee continued:

    “Deja Brew is the feeling,” someone once mused, “that you have had this coffee before.”

    I don't have a problem with caffeine,” someone once said, “I have a problem without caffeine.” “Drink your gourmet coffee strong and black,” someone once said, “and you will never be latte!”

    “I make lousy coffee,” someone once admitted, adding “That's why I put bourbon in it.”

    “Coffee smells,” someone once said, “like freshly ground heaven.”

    “Petroleum and coffee,” someone said, “had no value a few centuries ago.”

    “Caffeine isn't a drug,” someone once said, “it's a vitamin.”

    “Many people are like instant coffee,” someone once said adding “the minute they get in hot water they dissolve.”

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