Coffee Quotes – Quotes About Coffee

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Recreational Coffee Drinkers Should Go To the Back of the Line

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of the them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.

Dave Barry

Everything Was Laid Out on the Coffee Table

He wasn’t concealing much. It was all out on the coffee table. It just kept going, and we kept finding more. It snowballed into this whole thing.

Deputy Joshua Moody

Frederick the Great’s Concerns About Soldiers Drinking Coffee

It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.

Prussia’s Frederick the Great (1777)

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What Happened With Coffee?

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee? They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, Al Pacino. Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup!

Comedian Dennis Leary

The Murphy’s Law of Coffee Quotes

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law

Coffee Sets the Blood in Motion

As Brillat-Savarin has correctly observed, coffee sets the blood in motion and stimulates the muscles; it accelerates the digestive processes, chases away sleep, and gives us the capacity to engage a little longer in the exercise of our intellects. It is on this last point, in particular, that I want to add my personal experience to Brillat-Savarin’s observations.

Honore de Balzac, The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee

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Quotes About Coffee Will Make You Smile!

Forever – Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Anonymous

The Mass Marketing of Mediocre Coffee Quotes

I believe that the American coffee industry is doing itself irreparable harm by mass marketing mediocre coffee at a low price. I think that what is happening today in the coffee business is just a foreshadowing of the eventual indifference of the total American public to the world of coffee drinking.

Edward Bransten (1969)

If You’re Sleeping You Haven’t Had Enough Coffee!

Sleep is a symptom of coffee deprivation.

Anonymous

Chewing On A Coffee Cup

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Dave Barry

That’s Coffee, Not Burnt Oatmeal!

What do you mean ‘I burnt the oatmeal’? That’s COFFEE!

Anonymous

Coffee Makes a Great Perfume

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.

John Van Druten

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Enjoying Our Coffee in the Morning

Huge party, from the day we started until we wrapped in Minneapolis. We’d go to coffee in the morning and we became best friends. We were so excited to be in an all-girl film. It was one big shopping spree. They put us in this hotel across from a shopping mall, and we were often late for work.

Melissa George

Funny Quotes About Coffee for Your Pleasure!

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.

Dr. Johnson, The Life of Pope

Miss Beecher Recommends Buying Coffee By the Bag

Coffee it is best to buy by the bag, as it improves by keeping. Let it hang in the bag, in a dry place, and it loses its rank smell and taste.

Catherine Beecher, Miss Beecher’s Domestic Receipt-Book (1846)

Darn that Decaf Coffee!!

Well, I’ve lost my wife. I’ve lost my job, I’ve lost twenty minutes of my life! Damn the decaf!

Hank, Twenty Minutes of a Life Lost

All We Really Want Is Just To Enjoy the Coffee Quotes

We plan, we toil, we suffer in the hope of what? A camel-load of idol’s eyes? The title deeds of Radio City? The empire of Asia? A trip to the moon? No, no, no, no. Simply to wake just in time to smell the coffee and bacon and eggs.

J.B. Priestley

There Is Nothing Like That First Cup of Coffee In the Morning

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

Writer and physician Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1891)

Did You Know Coffee Is A Cosmic Issue?

Coffee is turning out to be quite a cosmic issue – and the way it’s grown, marketed, and consumed has implications for the environmental health of the world.

Russell Greenberg, Director of the Smithsonian Migratory Bird Center

Coffee Stronger Than Voodoo Priest and All World Religions

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.

Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case (1995)

Coffee Quotes and Men Who Claim To Be Feminists

There has come into existence, chiefly in America, a breed of men who claim to be feminists. They imagine that they have understood ‘what women want’ and that they are capable of giving it to them. They help with the dishes at home and make their own coffee in the office, basking the while in the refulgent consciousness of virtue. Such men are apt to think of the true male feminists as utterly chauvinistic.

Germaine Greer

A Turkish Proverb About Coffee

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.

Turkish Proverb

Enjoy These Funny Quotes About Coffee

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

Flash Rosenberg

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