“I don't really like coffee,” someone once said adding, “but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”
“There's too much blood,” someone once said, “in my caffeine system.”
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“I am very efficient at work,” proclaimed a very studious office worker adding, “I have never missed one coffee break.”
“A morning without premium coffee,” someone once said, “is like sleep.”
“Coffee is a beverage,” someone once said, “that puts one to sleep when not drank.”
“I make serious specialty coffee,” someone once said, “so strong it wakes up the neighbors.”
“Chocolate, men, coffee,” someone once said, adding “some things are better rich.”
“What do you mean ‘I burnt the oatmeal?,' someone once asked, “That's COFFEE!”
“Forever,” someone once said, “is the time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.”
“This coffee tastes like mud!,” someone once exclaimed, adding “Well, it was ground this morning.”
“Mothers are those wonderful people,” someone once said, “who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.”
“Coffee,” someone once said, “is what separates humans from animals.”
“Don't laugh at the coffee,” someone once said, “because someday you too will be old and weak.”
Funny Quotes About Coffee continued:
“Sleep,” someone once said, “is a symptom of coffee deprivation.”
“Do I like my premium coffee black?,” someone once asked, adding, “There are other colors?”
“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,” according to Murphy's Law, “your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.”
“If you want instant coffee,” a barista exclaimed to the customer, “you'll have to wait.”
“An American will go to hell,” someone once said, “for a bag of specialty coffee.”
“Caffeine,” someone once said, “is the Other Vitamin C.”
“Just bring me my coffee,” someone once proclaimed, “and slowly back away."
“Life is too short,” someone once said, “for bad coffee.”
“It is by specialty coffee alone,” someone once said, “that I set my mind in motion.”
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