“I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee,” said Thomas Haden Church, adding “and talking about how much rain we need.”
“Audrey was a princess so natural, the camera really loved her,” exclaimed Ben Gazzara, adding “James and I kept each other company during all the rejections. We used to meet, have a cup of coffee and went from office to office to get work and never got work.”
“I like my coffee,” said Elizabeth Banks, “light.”
“Do you smoke coffee?” asked Gillian Anderson.
“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee,” said Jim Carrey, adding “and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”
“Drinking coffee for instant relaxation?” asked Marc Price, “That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.”
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table,” said Garrison Keillor, “There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.”
“Performance art,” said Jack Bowman, “can be produced in a coffee house setting.”
“Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way,” said Jennifer Aniston, adding “You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'll be devastated.”
“You make good coffee,” said Cher in Moonstruck, “You're a slob but you make good coffee.”
“I always have coffee without sugar, you know” said Vincente Minnelli, adding “Just cream.”
“Do you want me to prepare a hypospray,” asked Neelix on Star Trek: Voyager, “so you can absorb the caffeine more directly?”
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee,” exclaimed Dave Barry, “to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
Barry continued, “I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of the them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.”
“There's people outside our house, you get followed by photographers,” said Jack Osbourne, adding “you can't go out and have a cup of coffee with a friend without someone coming up to you.”
“Do Lipton employees,” asked Steven Wright, “take coffee breaks?”
“Uh oh,” said Wayne (Mike Myers) in Wayne's World, “this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.”
“Coffee and smoking,” said Lara Flynn Boyle, “are the last great addictions.”
“I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker,” said Utada Hikaru, “and make them myself every day.”
“I have tried to show the cafe,” said Vincent Van Gogh, “as a place where one can go mad.”
“I don't want anything better,” said Captain Janeway in Voyage, adding “I want coffee!”
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For detailed definitions of coffee terminology see the Coffee Terms. Also check out the World's Best History of Coffee.
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